"So you think I'm handsome." It wasn't a question; the Doctor had outright said it. He was right, it was a good distraction. "I could, you know. If you wanted. I could have you against the wall, on the desk, bent over the bed, on your knees, in the shower..." Clearly, there had been thought put into this.

He let his words trail off, leaning in close to the Doctor when he decided to busy himself with his cone, tilting his head as one normally might for a kiss. However, Jack's lips parted and curved round the half of the ice cream nearest to him. He made sure to moan and give a slow, almost obscene sucking sound when he pulled back.

"I would do it in an instant."