"Funny, you're both so funny," the Master deadpanned as he reached up,grabbing the tub of ice cream and pulling it closer. Screw them both, he could eat all he bloody wanted. Time Lord biology was an amazing thing, so many handy dandy little tricks and cheats.

"Yours is he? Hmm, I thought you left him behind in an attempt to ditch him," the Master remarked bluntly, smiling at them both in good humour. Because hey, he'd been the Doctors before. Never ended well."I wouldn't celebrate... Its like a kiss of death. Being his. He ruins whomever he loves."