So this was Jack? Woah. Okay. Woah. Someone explain how he was meant to compete with this guy? He was tall, broad, stunningly handsome and -- oh! Oh, oh, oh! He did have a wrist strap. Grinning, Koschei's eyes were on it right away, remembering the warnings he'd had but unable to restrain his own desires to know more, see more and do whatever the hell he wanted.

"Captain? You never said Captain before, you just said Time Agent," Koschei complained pedantically as he gave his friend a look before turning back to the Doctor, a smile on his face that probably wasn't meant to be half as annoying as it actually was. "Yes, I'm Koschei of Oakdown, top graduate of my class, fully fledged Time Lord. It's a pleasure, really. I've always wanted to meet a Time Agent."

Then, in a moment of boldness, he offered his hand out as a friendly gesture.