"He thinks everyone is fond of him because of morons like you who flatter is his ego," Not like the Master was horribly hung up on him or anything, oh no, that's be ridiculous. He had himself yet another handful of cereal, about to shove it in his mouth, when he noticed that banana and suddenly it all just clicked.

The banana, the way Jack was talking and acting, the two coffees. "You've got to be kidding me," the Master snapped, dropping the cereal from his hand and fighting the urge to run at Jack just because. "You fucked him, didn't you? Oh for the love of Rassilon, really? He's that lonely?"

The Master started to follow Jack, following his paces because this wasn't beyond unfair. "I've been sitting in a room, bored out of my skull, while you two are fucking?"