The Master groaned in annoyance and rolled off the Doctor, his body flashing bright blue, his skeleton showing rather vividly underneath. What a cockblock. His first chance in how many years to try and fuck the Doctor with consent and his body gave up on him. The palms of his hands dug into his closed eyes and he huffed in a rather immature manner.
"Yes, let's try that. I'm so hungry, I could eat you," Which should be a giant massive warning sign to run away or get him to a buffet as quick as possible. "But this isn't over. Got it? If I saved the day, I want a heroes reward."
"Sure. As soon as you're fixed, we're going to go at it like rabbits." The Doctor was bemused more than anything. It wasn't as if he was feeling all that horny himself, yet, so it was easy enough not to treat this all entirely seriously. He got to his feet, approaching the console to steer them somewhere with a lot of food. "Is there anything in particular you'd prefer or is it all the same to you today?" His bet was on the latter, but he reckoned he might as well ask.
"I don't care as long as it has food. Any kind of food. I'm so hungry," the Master exhaled from where he was on the floor, stomach hurting from the lack of food. But then that was a constant lately, it only ever got worse when he got tired. Expelling radiation took a lot from him, actually. Slowly hauling himself up, he adjusted his dirty hoodie and smiled at the Doctor rather playfully. "I'll have anything. Really. Just pick somewhere I can eat."
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"Yes, let's try that. I'm so hungry, I could eat you," Which should be a giant massive warning sign to run away or get him to a buffet as quick as possible. "But this isn't over. Got it? If I saved the day, I want a heroes reward."
Never mind that he's saving the day from himself.
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