"Eyecandy isn't that into the relationship. That's gotta hurt," John teased because hell, if Ianto got Jack then John was allowed to mock. And feel hurt. Because it did sting quite a bit. Sure, he'd moved on and he knew that he was very much never getting so much as near dating Jack but that didn't mean he couldn't feel bitter over losing him properly. "I don't even get how liking a bloke would scare someone? Perfectly normal."

He'd always liked guys. And girls. And things with undetermined sexes.

"I've had a lot of practise, gets me out of trouble. That's why I'm so successful in prison," He was very good at using what he had to make his life better, even if it meant giving head to strange threatening people. Not like he gave a damn. "Not a thing I won't do but commit. And stay longer than I have to."