"Well, I took a detour. Not really on purpose, mind, but it just happened. I brought you a banana! Well. I ate it, but I thought of you." The Doctor climbed on the bed, staying out of reach for now, just in case Jack intended to kick him. "You know, flying a TARDIS isn't exactly rocket science. It's actually complicated." Since rocket science was child's play.

He slowly moved further up, picking up the dildo and inspecting it. "Oh, you are obedient." There might be a bit of sheepishness in his tone, even past the drunk drawl. "Still pissed at me?"