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[neverwouldiever]

For any and all texting and other nonsense.

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random stupid text

[standsonhigh]

So

How's putting a stop to all my evil deeds going?

[neverwouldiever]

...wait and see.

[standsonhigh]

So it's not going well, hmm? Awww, what a shame.

Want to quit now, call it a day and swear allegiance to me?

[neverwouldiever]

It's not too late, Master.

Stop this now. You've gone too far.

Never sext from a TARDIS.

[neverwouldiever]

I really think you were blatant enough without letting the whole country know I'm your most wanted.

[thascalos]

I can't help but feel you've gotten your wires crossed and mistaken my number for someone else's. Rest assured, you're not my most wanted and if you make such a foolish mistake as to text my phone again, I will get very cross as I will only be able to assume it's out of idiocy, not out of mistake. And I'm not a patient man.

But congratulations on the photography. Good angle.

[neverwouldiever]

Yeah? Thank you, I needed a few trial runs before I got it just right.

Of course it's the right number. I wouldn't text your number by mistake. Well, I did once, but I was very drunk and I tried to make up for it.

[thascalos]

One might point out your vanity and general time wasting but I feel the point would get lost on you.

Tell me, who do you think you're texting? Give me a name and I will be able to confirm just who I am and just how wrong you are.

[a_proper_doctor]

We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great

[neverwouldiever]

What.

1/2

[a_proper_doctor]

OMG Doctor that wasn't for you!

2/2

[a_proper_doctor]

It was a joke text. A prank. Prank successful. Haha

[neverwouldiever]

Why Scoobie Doo?

[chronosexual]

Naked and lonely. What are you up to?

[neverwouldiever]

There was a horse and a queen. But it was an alien. The horse, not the queen. She threw me a party! The queen, not the horse.

King's mad.

[chronosexual]

You should come pick me up. I'm great with kings.

[neverwouldiever]

Nah. 's not your type.

[chronosexual]

21st Century people are so boring. They claim to be open-minded, but the second they find out you've had tentacles up your bum, they lose their minds.

[neverwouldiever]

You might just be in the wrong country. Not a lot of tentacles in Wales. Dragons, there's that. Try dragons.

[chronosexual]

A little sparse on dragons, surprisingly. I feel like I should be trying to educate these poor primitive people to not be so narrow-minded. It's sad, really.

[neverwouldiever]

I don't really see the problem, it's not as if you have tentacles.

As far as I know.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

After EoT

[neverwouldiever]

...how's the timelock?

[bornofdeath]

That is officially the dumbest thing you've ever text me. How do you think?

[neverwouldiever]

I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

[bornofdeath]

I don't know. I forgot I had a phone till it buzzed while back. Can't give specific dates obviously.

Your granddad has the most out-dated phone I've ever seen. Even for twentieth century Earth. The games are rubbish and I've beaten Angry Birds more times that I can count.