Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

Comments

[neverwouldiever]

Given I'm the last of the Time Lords, unfortunately that's probably true.

They're afraid of me, you know? Tip for you in case you ever face one.

[recidivates]

You expect me to know about your race when you're the last one? Yeah, right, not egotistical at all. Hmm, last of your kind.

I bet you're worth a lot then, aren't you?

[neverwouldiever]

Nah. Just said it yourself, no one knows about me!

Well. I'm of some sentimental value to a friend or two I suppose. They might give you a jellybaby.

[recidivates]

Someone would. The less you know about something niche, the more likely you'll find a weirdo who'll pay you lots of money for it.

What's a jellybaby? Sounds gross.

[neverwouldiever]

Oh no, it's delicious! It's one of Earth's greatest foods. You'll have to try some time. I used to be in the habit of carrying some around all the time.

[recidivates]

Well, come bring me some any time. I'm just here, in a cell, bored. I'd welcome any company. Or food.

Jack forgot about food I think. That's a bitch.

[neverwouldiever]

Sorry, I prefer staying out away from Torchwood as much as I can. I made an exception to drop you off!

You're special.

[recidivates]

So special I don't get to rid in your ship?

Yeah, pretty fucking special.

[neverwouldiever]

Don't take it personally. I don't travel with people anymore.

[recidivates]

I wasn't overly offended, just pointing out the logical flaws. You do what you want to do.

[neverwouldiever]

I think the logical flaw is you thinking your special...y-ness is enough to get you a ride.

[recidivates]

Nah, I get you, I'm not dumb. You only take the best of the best boy scouts in town, right?

[neverwouldiever]

I take the best. But they are hardly boy scouts.