Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

Comments

[recidivates]

I'm not stopping, I'm temporarily detained. Once I get out, I'm going on a spree just to spite you.

If you say so. Not often Jack is the one with a crush though, doubt he'd get over it that fast. I see why he likes you though. You're his bloody wet dream of a person. All noble and moral. Boring.

[neverwouldiever]

How original.

Oh no. Jack is a good person. Truly good. Me, I'm worse than you could ever hope to be. That's not a challenge, it's fact.

[recidivates]

Sorry but sometimes cliche works better.

He's a good person? What kind of drug are you on? He's no saint. He's more ruthless than I am, he just likes to pretend he's a better bloke than he is.

[neverwouldiever]

It does bring on some nostalgia.

And these days he does a good job of it. When you've been around that long, that's quite the accomplishment.

[recidivates]

Of what? The times you went spree killing?

Well, made him more boring. We had more fun when he wasn't doing such a good job of things. Tell me you aren't the guy that made him change? Brought love into his life and changed his perspectives.

[neverwouldiever]

No. You just remind me of someone.

Me? Oh no. I never bring love. But maybe this is just what happens when you have eternity. You try to do good. Makes one think. Or it should.

[recidivates]

Really? Probably my kind of guy. Was he hot? Most people are, to be fair. Just curious.

You never bring the love but you value people and their emotions? See the problem I'm having with that statement. Bet you're one of those sad fucks who loves everyone. And it doesn't make me think anything but God hep me in my old age.

[neverwouldiever]

He was always kind of hypnotic, I suppose. But he's gone now.

I don't believe Jack thinks you're going to live much longer.

[recidivates]

So what, old boyfriend or close friend? Got to be one or the other.

I think he'd be relieved if I didn't. So, naturally, I'm going to stubbornly live. My job has risks, I doubt I'll see old age. Not heartbroken over it, I've had a ball.

[neverwouldiever]

I believe he'd have wanted to be remembered as an old enemy.

No, you wouldn't be heartbroken over it. But I imagine it might be part of why he doesn't want you around.

[recidivates]

But what do you remember him as? You're very good at dodging actual answers for things. Are you sure you're not a time agent?

Yeah, doesn't want to be around me but he's quick to take me in. Mixed signals.

[neverwouldiever]

Positive. I've been around a lot longer than you lot. Shame, though, seems like your training was a lot more fun.

I asked him to. And he asked me to find out if someone wants to take you off his hands.

[recidivates]

Still dodging the question, I haven't stopped noticing.

If both our vortex manipulators are broken, how does he even get me to a prison? There's a big flaw there.

[neverwouldiever]

How observant of you. Give yourself some points, will you?

He knows how to contact me.

[recidivates]

Still not answering. Woah, you must be very hung up on him. Going to go with the theory he's an old fling btw.

Got nothing better to do besides wait to send me to a prison.

[neverwouldiever]

You'd have gone with that even if I'd said he's my brother.

Seems like he's done with you otherwise.

[recidivates]

As long as you're not breeding, it doesn't hurt anyone.

Oh no, I'm so heartbroken how will I ever live?

Oh

Wait

I don't give a shit.

[neverwouldiever]

Good for you. It would hurt otherwise, being outgrown.

I could enable another song for you.

[recidivates]

Is that what your ex did? Is that why you're so unable to talk about him?

Go for it, could use some music.

[neverwouldiever]

Not really. It's what I did. He died.

What're you in the mood for?

[recidivates]

Did you kill him?

Hardcore Jazz dubstep.

[neverwouldiever]

No. No. I wouldn't have.

On it.

[recidivates]

Oh. Less exciting. Keep going, what happened? It's like a text based soap opera.

Good luck.

[neverwouldiever]

I don't think you'd really like it all that much if I told you the details. But he got shot and he died to spite me.

Should be done now. Shake it up.

[recidivates]

How tragic! What's not to love about a doom romance? They're always such fun to read about.

I'm almost dreading what will happen.