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[neverwouldiever]

For any and all texting and other nonsense.

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[standsonhigh]

Oh you liar. You always were such a good liar.

You make it sound like a happily ever after fairy tale. There's no chance me and you will go off in the TARDIS together to travel. And even if somehow we did, you wouldn't be happy. We have very different interests.

[neverwouldiever]

We won't know until we try, will we?

[standsonhigh]

Yes. We will. It's called logic.

I want to conquer, own and basically make my mark in the universe. I want absolute servitude. So unless you've radically changed your mind and decided you want to join me in that, I can already tell the outcome.

[neverwouldiever]

We could compromise!

We don't enslave anybody, but we nip off to 2020 and get you The Sims 5. They have seasons in the base game!

[standsonhigh]

You're an idiot.

I feel it's important to point that out to you because I'm sure no one else felt like they could. Politeness and all.

[neverwouldiever]

That's what you think. I get told all the time!

...so there.

[standsonhigh]

Well done.

You have excessive confirmation of your idiocy.

[neverwouldiever]

Even more confirmation of my genius, so I really just think people are open with me.

[standsonhigh]

Nah, I think you're just an idiot. Who sometimes gets lucky.

[neverwouldiever]

If you actually believe that you must be seriously embarrassed.