neverwouldiever: that's what i use it for anyway (sonic backscratcher)
Tenth Doctor ([personal profile] neverwouldiever) wrote2014-10-21 10:18 pm
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thascalos: (Evil beardiness)

[personal profile] thascalos 2014-11-11 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
True, I have quite a delivery. I'm a likeable man, it's why I have so many willing to follow me. It's all in the delivery, the look and authority. It's always important to be a Master of every situation, not just conquering. Even socialising.

I can be as coy as I like. And I can read between the lines.

Another elaborate courtship? Who's this time. Mine? Yours? A third party perhaps?
neverwouldiever: with the pumped up kicks (not like all the other kids)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-11-11 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
That and the hypnotizing helps, I'd say. But yes, quite compelling.

I'll just bet you can.

Yours. You're trying to hunt me down. So I thought I should send you a picture. Thoughtful, don't you think?
thascalos: (Full shot)

[personal profile] thascalos 2014-11-11 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't be so easy if humans had better resistance. You can't blame me for dumb apes.

If I'm trying to hunt you down, why are you texting me? Though I'm sure my future self will appreciate the picture vastly more than myself. I was simply under the impression some idiotic fool was texting me pictures of himself for no reason. Did rather kill the set up.

I thought I had a wife. Why am I still courting you?
neverwouldiever: can you not (flight rising plurks)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-11-11 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Even setting aside that our opinions on humans vastly differ, of course I can blame you. I can blame you for kicking a puppy, too. Please don't kick a puppy.

Well, he can't currently find me, I made sure of that, so I thought it was time for some mutual grandstanding.

But I don't know. Because I'm just that pretty?
thascalos: (Ha!)

[personal profile] thascalos 2014-11-11 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I kick a puppy? Puppies are whimsical and endearing. Humans aren't. And I can't remember a puppy ever bothering me that much. Humans I can remember bothering me.

Ah, in the crudest terms possible, the pissing contest begins.

You're not that pretty.
neverwouldiever: it's all RIGGED I TELL YOU (emmy nominations just went up)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-11-11 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Just don't kick anyone or anything, that would make for a pleasant change. Including humans.

In all fairness, he really did start it.

Well, that's in the eye of the beholder. But I can't really speculate without further spoilers.
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