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[neverwouldiever]

For any and all texting and other nonsense.

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[neverwouldiever]

Well. I don't really know what impresses your sister! I'm just saying, it wouldn't be my choice of show for wanting to make up ludicrous stories about anyone's sex life.

[a_proper_doctor]

Well, of course. It's not like it could be true.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

Oh.

[a_proper_doctor]

Oh what?

You can't just oh at me.

[neverwouldiever]

Of course I can oh at you! I can oh at anyone. You can, too. Doesn't take a lot of skill.

[a_proper_doctor]

Takes a lot of skill to decipher, tho!

[neverwouldiever]

It was pretty understated, as ohs go.

[a_proper_doctor]

I don't know, I would say it's at least a slightly-above-midrate oh.

[neverwouldiever]

It was an 'oh none of my business oh'.

[a_proper_doctor]

Are you quite certain? It looked like a nosy oh to me.

[neverwouldiever]

Nosy? No, no, no! Not nosy at all. My nose is nowhere near!

[a_proper_doctor]

I'm glad, now THAT would be hard to explain to Tish!

[neverwouldiever]

It would rather... Well, there's no danger of that now, is there? Good. Good.

[a_proper_doctor]

Yes. Of course. That's good. Very good.

[neverwouldiever]

So. Back to Scooby Doo?

[a_proper_doctor]

Yes! Let's talk about Scooby Doo and aliens.

[neverwouldiever]

I could take you to a planet that actually has talking dogs. Well. Not biologically speaking, but they pretty much look the same.

[a_proper_doctor]

After you took me to a planet of cat people I'm not surprised!

[neverwouldiever]

Oh, yeah. But I like the dogs better. You can never trust a cat. Or a nun.

[a_proper_doctor]

Figures you'd be a dog person

[neverwouldiever]

I don't know about that. A dog has just never tried infecting me with every disease known to man.

[a_proper_doctor]

Good point.

[neverwouldiever]

Just tell me when to pick you up!

[a_proper_doctor]

Right now would be fine? Mum's as satisfied that I won't drop out of school or get eaten by aliens as she's going to get.