It wasn't until a bit over an hour that the familiar sound of the TARDIS could be heard in Jack's room, if a bit distant. A few minutes later and there was the Doctor's voice, apologizing to an empty room after having opened the wrong door.
"I'm terribly sorry. See, I'm looking for my friend, has anyone seen him?" A pause, before his clearly drunken mind caught up. "I reckon not, seeing as there's no one here. I'll just keep looking then, shall I? Who am I talking to..."
The last words were just mumbled to himself and he made his way further down the hallway, finally opening the right door.
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You said you had stamina.
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Any more stories you can tell me while I wait for your next whim?
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I suppose there are a few. There was the time after we first met that I had a dream about you.
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Yes sir.
You dreamed about me?
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Oh, I did. Quite the dream. Couldn't look at you properly all day after that. Rose noticed, she thought it was hilarious.
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Will you tell me about it?
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It mostly had you in your uniform and then partially out of your uniform and me in you, if I recall right.
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Was I on my back? My stomach? On my feet? Leaning on anything?
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Back then I was a bit more likely to be able to hold you up.
You got very loud.
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Had that dream, too. Various walls, doors, tiled surfaces... you name it, I've probably shagged you there in my dreams.
My cock's twitching. It wants to fuck something, Doctor.
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Of course it is. Well, I can't help you with that. Although I suppose you could hump your mattress for a minute.
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A full minute? That's very generous of you.
I'll be starting now.
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Go have fun, this can be part of why you hate me.
1:15 later
Fuck
More.. please I need more. I'm losing my mind over here
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It's about 3:15, why? What's that got to do with anything?
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What's the date?
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You managed to get out of the closet, then?
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Meanwhile, you do have a lot of stamina. What all do you keep in that nightstand?
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I've got my gun, a knife, a flashlight, lube, a cock ring-- like it would fit on now anyway, a ball gag, set of handcuffs, blindfold, and a vibrator.
Take your pick.
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You'll need the lube, Captain, to get that dildo up your arse.
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I've got the dildo, Doctor, and I'm sitting up over it on my knees. It's very hard to type with one hand, Doctor. Please hurry.
[ A few moments pass and he replies again. ]
Oh god it feels so good. It's deep... I'm barely able to hold onto it. Please let me fuck it.
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Your decision, obviously. Tell me yes and I'll be on my way, however long it might take me. No and I won't bother.
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Yes. Yes, of course yes. Why would you think I would say no? I'm setting the phone down. Please don't leave me like this.
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"I'm terribly sorry. See, I'm looking for my friend, has anyone seen him?" A pause, before his clearly drunken mind caught up. "I reckon not, seeing as there's no one here. I'll just keep looking then, shall I? Who am I talking to..."
The last words were just mumbled to himself and he made his way further down the hallway, finally opening the right door.
"Jack! Hey! How are you?"
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