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Don't think about that at all! Telepathic race and they don't even have sexual reproduction, just leave them alone. Also they're all connected, that would be just... Oh, why did I bring them up.

Next you're going to tell me that the TARDIS is just a police box.

Yeah, might not be that fun.

Just because you're a Time Lord doesn't make you inherently better at *everything*, you know.

Well, no. Of course not. Never got the hang of baking, for instant. I do like knitting.

What, is my brain-size intimidating you?

Most people aren't good at it either. You'd be surprised at how often people utterly fail at it.

I guess if the size of *something* of yours is going to intimidate me, I guess it should be that.

Chemistry is much simpler. Also more fun! It's also more often that blowing things up is actually the goal, which does feed into my talents.

Oi!

I mean, yes. It's pretty grand.

I think I need a cold shower after that text.

Oh yeah?

You should see me do graphs.

Oh yeah? Chart me some stats, Doctor. I'm ready for it.

Back at the academy the worst insult was calling someone bad at maths. Feuds have been started over that.

Now I don't mean to brag, but I'm excellent at maths.

Seriously? That's all? And I thought Humans had problems.

Well.

There was also calling someone a serial loomer.

I'll admit, there was a reason I turned renegade before I even graduated. As a race, we might have been the most powerful, but not so much the coolest.

Serial... loomer? As in looming over someone or someone who weaves?

Yeah, I'm starting to doubt your peoples' dominance over the universe. You play all mysterious and sexy, but are you, really?

Looming is... It's complicated. A way to reproduce.

Oh, I am. I'm the most mysterious. Sexiest. Well. Depending on your definition of the latter.

Still unclear. I might need a diagram or a live demonstration.

Is it weird that I might find you to be both?

For one thing you'd be sorely disappointed, for another it's impossible.

I don't know. I'll take it over most ridiculous, although I also accept 'oddest'. You just have strange tastes, Jack.

If you didn't think you were at least a little sexy, you wouldn't bother doing your hair the way you do. It's very nice.

Well, I have been told this body is foxy. Well. The last human took over my body and told Rose that she knew she thought I was foxy, but I inferred it from that. Oh! Donna said I was pretty.