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Tenth Doctor ([personal profile] neverwouldiever) wrote2014-09-23 07:38 pm

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack
recidivates: (Certain death ahoy)

[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh well, I'll take a ninety nine percent success rate, better than nothing," John refused to get into this any deeper because he didn't want to. His pride was already wounded by the suggestion Jack pitied him all things and hell, his jaw was on fire after that punch earlier. And not in a sexy way either. From where he stood, he was just annoyed and he kind of wanted to smack Jack in the face with a nearby tray of tool.

But he didn't because hey, look at that, self control. He didn't used to have much of that before so this was quite the achievement.

"I feel like someone punched me in the face and irritated my gunshot by kicking it," John replied bluntly as he checked his own scanner. He still couldn't teleport but at least it did readings now. He didn't need Jack giving him a check up, he'd be fine. Hopefully. He did feel a little off but that was probably the sobriety. No drink all day, horrible feeling. "Why do you even care?"
recidivates: (Well could have been worse)

[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't agree to it so it's moot.

You want to fuck and I can make it as impressive as you want. But you'll never be up for it.
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[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I bet I could get him into bed. He's a prissy little sod but he likes it rough, I'm sure of it.

Why? Looking to ask to join in? Cause it sounds like he and Jack are on hiatus right now.
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[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see why, you're not overly likeable.

He's been very bad. He won't commit. It's not a shock, really. Who commits any more?
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[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Or undo the damage you did to my kit. Then I'd fucking love you. Seriously. I'd fuck you into a state of bliss. Several times over.

Oh yeah, I'm a treat. They both adore me. Personally, I don't see the issue. Monogamy doesn't work, look at the history of the universe. All anyone does is cheat, fucks around and falls in love a lot.
recidivates: (Why do all our debates end in fighting)

[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You're too much of a prude to take it.

Who said I was talking about humans? I've seen it in every race. Every single one. Humans I admired because hell, they try. They're just horny sods, it's rarely emotional just a desperate compulsion. I mean it's not always fucking, even the most asexual race cheats on their partner with someone else. It's not really a sexual thing, I think it's greed. We all want more than we have.
recidivates: (Caught out)

[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Cause hear I thought I reminded you of someone. Someone who I'm sure is your type.

I never said non-monogamous couples, did I? Of course they're less likely to cheat, they've got more to do. It's people who commit in pairs I don't get. I've never been in a relationship with just two, always seemed a little lacking. Goes against nature, like I said.
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[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't like him then? Ouch. What a bitch.

I guess it depends but there are some things you can argue are officially going against nature. Like suppressing your sexuality or trying to eat things that will blatantly kill you. That can be going against it.
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[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe that's how he shows love and you just don't get it.

Sounds very limiting. I doubt he'd go for it, personally. It's Jack, he wants everyone unconditionally. You either learn to accept it or move on.
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[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Give him my number, I'll help him.

I accepted it when I met him. We've always been open.
recidivates: (They're shy)

[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh bugger. Forgot about that. Poor bastard, died not getting any.

I did that after we stopped shagging.
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[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, still. Love lost is a bitch.

Couldn't say. He left the agency and we lost touch, wasn't really a proper parting.
recidivates: (Ew feelings)

[personal profile] recidivates 2014-10-17 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Different face.

Oh you're one of those skin shredders? Change faces? Nice.

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