Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

Comments

[recidivates]

Really? Cause hear I thought I reminded you of someone. Someone who I'm sure is your type.

I never said non-monogamous couples, did I? Of course they're less likely to cheat, they've got more to do. It's people who commit in pairs I don't get. I've never been in a relationship with just two, always seemed a little lacking. Goes against nature, like I said.

[neverwouldiever]

He really, really wasn't. Which probably was the problem.

The going against nature argument has been idiotic any time it ever got brought up. You're all part of nature, there is no going against it.

Well. With science there is.

[recidivates]

You didn't like him then? Ouch. What a bitch.

I guess it depends but there are some things you can argue are officially going against nature. Like suppressing your sexuality or trying to eat things that will blatantly kill you. That can be going against it.

[neverwouldiever]

In all fairness, he was pretty much doing all he could do to make me hate him. I didn't. Still don't.

I suppose so. But I can't see Jack suppressing anything. I don't think it would kill him to stick to one species, gender and person for a few years. If that's what he wants to do.

[recidivates]

Maybe that's how he shows love and you just don't get it.

Sounds very limiting. I doubt he'd go for it, personally. It's Jack, he wants everyone unconditionally. You either learn to accept it or move on.

[neverwouldiever]

Oh, it was. I just wasn't very seduced by it.

And which one of those two are you doing?

[recidivates]

Give him my number, I'll help him.

I accepted it when I met him. We've always been open.

[neverwouldiever]

He is gone, John.

So not moving on?

[recidivates]

Oh bugger. Forgot about that. Poor bastard, died not getting any.

I did that after we stopped shagging.

[neverwouldiever]

It was his choice, not mine.

So he moved on first.

[recidivates]

Well, still. Love lost is a bitch.

Couldn't say. He left the agency and we lost touch, wasn't really a proper parting.

[neverwouldiever]

Yes. Yes, it is.

I met him after that then. During the London Blitz. Been a while. Different face.

[recidivates]

Different face.

Oh you're one of those skin shredders? Change faces? Nice.

[neverwouldiever]

I change everything. Usually it works out well. Great hair this time!

[recidivates]

Well, I'm not judging. New face keeps things fresh!

[neverwouldiever]

You could say that. Jack seems to have taken to it.

[recidivates]

There's little Jack doesn't make to, you know? Not much of a compliment.

[neverwouldiever]

How is he taking to you these days?

[recidivates]

He doesn't like me. Though I don't think he had much of an issue with my attractiveness.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm sure there's part of you he likes. Cares for, anyway, or he'd not have taken you. I know you'd rather he hadn't, but still. For him that's a sign.

[recidivates]

He likes a part of me that doesn't exist. He only liked me because he used to be different. Now he's changed, we've got nothing in common. He keeps me out of duty, not out of liking.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

There's worse.

I could unlock you another song!

[recidivates]

You know you two keep threatening me with prison but I like the sound of it.

Drop me off any time, beautiful.

And no songs. I'm done, thanks.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm not threatening with anything. Jack's in charge of you.

Well, unless you want to play chess over this I'm not sure how else to entertain you.

[recidivates]

You put Jack in charge of me. You're like the commanding officer.

Can you play chess? Let's play chess. It's more fun than talking. I used to play chess at school.