Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

Comments

[recidivates]

Maybe that's how he shows love and you just don't get it.

Sounds very limiting. I doubt he'd go for it, personally. It's Jack, he wants everyone unconditionally. You either learn to accept it or move on.

[neverwouldiever]

Oh, it was. I just wasn't very seduced by it.

And which one of those two are you doing?

[recidivates]

Give him my number, I'll help him.

I accepted it when I met him. We've always been open.

[neverwouldiever]

He is gone, John.

So not moving on?

[recidivates]

Oh bugger. Forgot about that. Poor bastard, died not getting any.

I did that after we stopped shagging.

[neverwouldiever]

It was his choice, not mine.

So he moved on first.

[recidivates]

Well, still. Love lost is a bitch.

Couldn't say. He left the agency and we lost touch, wasn't really a proper parting.

[neverwouldiever]

Yes. Yes, it is.

I met him after that then. During the London Blitz. Been a while. Different face.

[recidivates]

Different face.

Oh you're one of those skin shredders? Change faces? Nice.

[neverwouldiever]

I change everything. Usually it works out well. Great hair this time!

[recidivates]

Well, I'm not judging. New face keeps things fresh!

[neverwouldiever]

You could say that. Jack seems to have taken to it.

[recidivates]

There's little Jack doesn't make to, you know? Not much of a compliment.

[neverwouldiever]

How is he taking to you these days?

[recidivates]

He doesn't like me. Though I don't think he had much of an issue with my attractiveness.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm sure there's part of you he likes. Cares for, anyway, or he'd not have taken you. I know you'd rather he hadn't, but still. For him that's a sign.

[recidivates]

He likes a part of me that doesn't exist. He only liked me because he used to be different. Now he's changed, we've got nothing in common. He keeps me out of duty, not out of liking.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

There's worse.

I could unlock you another song!

[recidivates]

You know you two keep threatening me with prison but I like the sound of it.

Drop me off any time, beautiful.

And no songs. I'm done, thanks.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm not threatening with anything. Jack's in charge of you.

Well, unless you want to play chess over this I'm not sure how else to entertain you.

[recidivates]

You put Jack in charge of me. You're like the commanding officer.

Can you play chess? Let's play chess. It's more fun than talking. I used to play chess at school.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm not a soldier anymore. You're all Jack's.

So did I. We played for days sometimes until someone got annoyed enough to knock the board over.

[recidivates]

Once a soldier, always a soldier.

I got banned from playing because I beat a kid so hard with the chessboard that his teeth came out. Only a handful but that was enough. I got expelled too. It was hilarious! I got to keep the teeth too.

[neverwouldiever]

No.

...what did you keep the teeth for?

[recidivates]

Sentimental value. Hated that little know-it-all specky bastard! It was like my own trophy.

Wasn't going to win one, was I? So I made my own.