Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

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[neverwouldiever]

There isn't a reason! And if there was one I'd not tell you before you tell me.

[chronosexual]

I don't think you would. Of course we had medicine growing up. If you're asking about me specifically, that's more difficult because, as you said, I don't get sick.

[neverwouldiever]

But do you have any around right now. Just. Theoretically.

Urgently theoretically.

[chronosexual]

I don't get sick. Why would I need medicine if I don't get sick?

[neverwouldiever]

What if someone else from your century comes around, do you ever think of that?

[chronosexual]

Doesn't usually happen, so I don't usually have a plan for it. Why? What's wrong?

[neverwouldiever]

...alright, I'll figure out something else. Thanks for wasting my time.

[chronosexual]

You're the one who texted a man who can't get sick about getting sick. Not sure what you expected. I haven't exactly been time travelling recently.

[neverwouldiever]

I was hoping. Don't worry though, I'm working on the cure. Should be done in time.

[chronosexual]

In time for what? What the hell is going on over there!?

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

In good news, I cured a virus and saved a whole race from dying to an epidemic today!

In bad news, my... The person with me is infected now.

[chronosexual]

The person with you... from the 51st century.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

Yes.

[chronosexual]

I get the strong feeling like you're not giving me the whole story. Out with it.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm quite busy, aren't I? Developing a cure.

Alright, it's John.

[chronosexual]

He's sick? Why is he sick? More importantly, why is he sick with you?

[neverwouldiever]

Well. We were in a quarantine zone. I stopped an epidemic!

[chronosexual]

Which is well and good, but you didn't think that maybe precautions would have been a good idea?

Never mind, just... get him better, okay? Can I help?

[neverwouldiever]

I didn't plan on being there in the first place. And the virus wasn't even supposed to be able to infect him.

I'm working on it. It should work. I might nip off to the 51st if I need a transfusion.

Also, for the record, your John isn't as bad as all that.

[chronosexual]

Good. I knew I could count on you.

He has potential. That's why I stuck with him for so long. I just don't know if he can be saved.

[neverwouldiever]

Well. Meanwhile he's saved a world from the Daleks and helped stop that infection on another world, so I think we're off to an auspicious start.

[chronosexual]

Are you sure this is my John and not a doppelganger you picked up somewhere?

[neverwouldiever]

Positive. He just compared the Torchwood hub to a well-scripted porno, by the by.

[chronosexual]

I take offence to that. The hub doesn't look *that* cheap.

[neverwouldiever]

I'll take your word for that. More reason better not to set foot in it.