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I wouldn't know, I'm in the present. My present anyway. If it was a long time ago, I wouldn't aware. So asking me is redundant and rather moronic.

I liked the other picture better, there was more of an angle. Better lighting. Also is that your TARDIS in the background? What the devil happened to it? I can see the wires. Honestly Doctor, do tidy it.

And while we're on the subject of tidy, who did your tie? It's wonky.

It was more of a rhetoric question. I believe it must have been... Seven. Seven faces since then. I do miss you, the beard never quite looked the same and now you just have a wife, which is really worse for everyone.

It is my TARDIS. Let's just say that it has gotten a lot more difficult to repair it. Alright, I'll try for a better angle next picture.

It's not wonky. It's effortlessly elegant. Business casual. Something like that.

Spoilers, you prattling fool. You can't just tell me these things. What if I actively seek now to never find a wife? A paradox will exist and time will be altered. You must know these things by now, Doctor. Even you can't be that dim. Please think in the future, if you will. I like my future to be a grand surprise.

Seven faces? That explains this midlife crisis. Suddenly you're young with a 'business casual' look and an untidy TARDIS.

There's something to be said for class.

I didn't choose to be young, now, did I? If I could have chosen anything I'd be ginger.

Oh, yeah. Class is boring. That's about all that's to be said for it.

I'm going to forward this to the current you. I will keep it ambiguous but I honestly can't wait to see the reaction.

Perhaps I should film it and send it along. I imagine he'll be horrified.

Sand shoes do not go with a suit.

Well, trust me, no matter how horrified he would be, this is very harmless compared to some of the things coming up.

They go with this suit and they are great to run in.

I miss the times with you though. I wish you now would be more receptive.

The future sounds promising. At least I'll always have a good laugh, your fashion was always debatable but it clearly gets very human.

I was never receptive of you.

Now, tell me, why would you ever miss me? I rather got the impression I was an annoyance. Granted, I got that impression because last time I saw you, you said 'you're an annoyance'.

You write that like an insult and I suppose it's meant as one, but instead: Thank you.

Right. Of course. Never.

Well. You are an annoyance, but absence makes the hearts grow fonder. Granted, your actions make the fondness difficult to hold onto.

You're so very welcome.

You're an annoyance as well, my dear Doctor. And it's hardly my fault that whenever I'm doing what I do best, you turn up to do what you do best. If anyone should find difficulties with fondness, it's me. You're always ruining my plans, it's rarely visa versa.

Absences? Did I go somewhere away from you? How glorious that sounds.

Your plans never permit anyone sane to leave them unchallenged. At any rate, perhaps your interests have simply changed so very much since then, but currently and since quite some time you do want my attention. Revel in it, I dare say.

Glorious isn't really the word I'd use to describe it. That's not even the word you'd use to describe it.

You're still giving me spoilers, you realise? It's very poor Time Lord etiquette to come from the future and ruin it for everyone else. How would you feel if I did that to you? Probably panic. I'm sure I'd get a lecture too.

I don't care to know much of my future. That man, or woman, to some degree isn't me. It's a new version of me that has my memories. Not my life nor my personality. So they reveal in your attention if they so will it, just know that I do not.

These aren't any spoilers that are going to influence anything. Trust me, I could tell you much more shocking things. Easily.

You are much more fun in person, did you know that? It might be in the delivery.

Or it might be rose tinted glasses believing me to be something else. Though I will grant you this, texting does lack a personal touch.

So, my most wanted man. My, my, our future relationship sounds a lot more intricate than our current one.

Well, my glasses are see-through and I just think you carry a lot in your presence, enough to pull off all the things you say.

Oh, don't be so coy when you're talking to me. I'd know, wouldn't I? Although this is a want of a different kind. Well. Mostly. I'd think.

True, I have quite a delivery. I'm a likeable man, it's why I have so many willing to follow me. It's all in the delivery, the look and authority. It's always important to be a Master of every situation, not just conquering. Even socialising.

I can be as coy as I like. And I can read between the lines.

Another elaborate courtship? Who's this time. Mine? Yours? A third party perhaps?

That and the hypnotizing helps, I'd say. But yes, quite compelling.

I'll just bet you can.

Yours. You're trying to hunt me down. So I thought I should send you a picture. Thoughtful, don't you think?

It wouldn't be so easy if humans had better resistance. You can't blame me for dumb apes.

If I'm trying to hunt you down, why are you texting me? Though I'm sure my future self will appreciate the picture vastly more than myself. I was simply under the impression some idiotic fool was texting me pictures of himself for no reason. Did rather kill the set up.

I thought I had a wife. Why am I still courting you?

Even setting aside that our opinions on humans vastly differ, of course I can blame you. I can blame you for kicking a puppy, too. Please don't kick a puppy.

Well, he can't currently find me, I made sure of that, so I thought it was time for some mutual grandstanding.

But I don't know. Because I'm just that pretty?

Why would I kick a puppy? Puppies are whimsical and endearing. Humans aren't. And I can't remember a puppy ever bothering me that much. Humans I can remember bothering me.

Ah, in the crudest terms possible, the pissing contest begins.

You're not that pretty.

Good. Just don't kick anyone or anything, that would make for a pleasant change. Including humans.

In all fairness, he really did start it.

Well, that's in the eye of the beholder. But I can't really speculate without further spoilers.

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