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[neverwouldiever]

For any and all texting and other nonsense.

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[neverwouldiever]

Why Scoobie Doo?

[a_proper_doctor]

Because everyone likes dogs?

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

They're better than cats.

[a_proper_doctor]

Come on Doctor don't tell me you don't love Scoobie Doo

[neverwouldiever]

Nah, too unrealistic. It's always the person they first meet and it's never actual ghosts. Alright, I can live with that. But it's never aliens either!

[a_proper_doctor]

Would you feel better if they threw in some pig aliens?

[neverwouldiever]

Only marginally! I'd still wonder why you'd send a message like that to anyone.

[a_proper_doctor]

The message was meant for Tish.

[neverwouldiever]

If you wanted to be believable you should have gone with a different show!

[a_proper_doctor]

Doctor, are you implying I'd need to make up ludicrous stories about my sex life to impress my sister?

[neverwouldiever]

Well. I don't really know what impresses your sister! I'm just saying, it wouldn't be my choice of show for wanting to make up ludicrous stories about anyone's sex life.

[a_proper_doctor]

Well, of course. It's not like it could be true.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

Oh.

[a_proper_doctor]

Oh what?

You can't just oh at me.

[neverwouldiever]

Of course I can oh at you! I can oh at anyone. You can, too. Doesn't take a lot of skill.

[a_proper_doctor]

Takes a lot of skill to decipher, tho!

[neverwouldiever]

It was pretty understated, as ohs go.

[a_proper_doctor]

I don't know, I would say it's at least a slightly-above-midrate oh.

[neverwouldiever]

It was an 'oh none of my business oh'.

[a_proper_doctor]

Are you quite certain? It looked like a nosy oh to me.

[neverwouldiever]

Nosy? No, no, no! Not nosy at all. My nose is nowhere near!

[a_proper_doctor]

I'm glad, now THAT would be hard to explain to Tish!

[neverwouldiever]

It would rather... Well, there's no danger of that now, is there? Good. Good.

[a_proper_doctor]

Yes. Of course. That's good. Very good.

[neverwouldiever]

So. Back to Scooby Doo?