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[neverwouldiever]

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[neverwouldiever]

I was just wondering. Who did you have sex with then?

Ever had sex with a telepathic species?

[chronosexual]

Ianto. It was in my office. He *really* likes getting mileage out of his stopwatch.

A few times, actually. It was mind-blowing.

[neverwouldiever]

And what would Ianto think of, you know. Doing it on an asteroid with me? ...also how did the stopwatch feature into it?

Yeah? I'd reckon so. It's something else, alright.

[chronosexual]

He and I aren't serious. We're just coincidental. Besides, that's quite the view up there on your high horse. Must be hard to see with the queen in your lap and everything.

There are many things you can time with a stopwatch.

[neverwouldiever]

Look, I did nothing with the queen. She started kissing me, out of nowhere. I had no idea she wanted to! Also I'm not judging, I'm finding out. See, me, I couldn't have coincidental sex. It's too intimate! Can't keep my mind closed off, never sure on the hearts.

Interesting hobby. How are your stats?

[chronosexual]

Right. Kissing. And that's why you haven't got clothes on. Makes perfect sense.

It's just sex. It's physical and emotional, but once it's over, there's no reason to be attached any longer. What's wrong about that?

My stats? Could be better, but I have it on good authority that they are quite satisfactory.

[neverwouldiever]

No!!! I don't have clothes on because of the moat! They were wet!

There's nothing wrong with that. It's just not for me! I always get attached. Then I mess up. Now imagine if I added sex to that.

I'm sure they are. You're probably very satisfactory on the whole.

[chronosexual]

Shouldn't need to go through a moat to get to a party thrown for you. Sounds like a very private party.

You should have more wine, Doctor. You're getting less fun.

[neverwouldiever]

I had to go through a moat because I had to go out the window when the king came in. Will you keep up?

Cheers! To screwing, one way or the other.

[chronosexual]

So how'd you get from the moat to the closet?

Cheers, Doctor. May our opportunity someday arise.

[neverwouldiever]

Annie let me in the back. She also helped me out of my clothes! Very accommodating. Not sure why she wanted to come into the closet with me though, it's cramped enough as it is.

Oh, but Jack, what if I can't get over you?

[chronosexual]

Queen Anne? Good for you, Doctor! I bet I could think of a few things to do in a closet. Ever played "Seven minutes in heaven"?

Well if you can't get over me, I guess it won't be a problem, will it? I'll be around for a long time to come.

[neverwouldiever]

No! Annie the chambermaid. And actually, yes, I have played that. It was no fun, almost broke my nose.

It's looking like you will be. Can't believe you still want me. Pretty Jack.

[chronosexual]

Probably has something to do with the attractive, wet, naked man showing up at her door why she wanted to hop in with you, then.

I am pretty, aren't I? Pretty enough to share a closet with?

[neverwouldiever]

Who showed up?

Oh... I am, aren't I? Thank you!

You're very pretty. I like your eyes. Blue is good. You're good too.

[chronosexual]

You're... welcome?

Thank you. That's very kind of you. What else do you like about me?

[neverwouldiever]

Dunno. You're very muscly, 's nice. I'm usually not. At least not in bulk. Aaaaaaaaand you listen to me! I could just tell you to touch yourself and you would.

Or not touch. Just think. Mind sex.

[chronosexual]

Mind sex is only good with telepaths. Are you telling me to? Because I may have already started.

[neverwouldiever]

I've never had not mind sex, I wouldn't know.

Yes. Yes, telling you to. But you have to stay slow.

What are you thinking of?

[chronosexual]

Naughty. I like it.

I'm thinking of you. Picturing it's your hand instead of mine.

[neverwouldiever]

My hand would be colder. But I'd watch you. You probably like being watched. Look pretty now too.

[chronosexual]

It has its advantages. I like putting on a show sometimes.

I want to look pretty for you. I'm squeezing my cock.. Doctor, it's already so hard.

[neverwouldiever]

You always put on a show. Good one though.

So you want to finish?

[chronosexual]

You're playing me off already? Personally, I'd love to finish on your face.

[neverwouldiever]

Then I'd have to move. I reckon that gets us back to licking and sucking. I would.

Haven't done that in forever.