neverwouldiever: that's what i use it for anyway (sonic backscratcher)
Tenth Doctor ([personal profile] neverwouldiever) wrote2014-10-21 10:18 pm
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chronosexual: (hm..)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
A little sparse on dragons, surprisingly. I feel like I should be trying to educate these poor primitive people to not be so narrow-minded. It's sad, really.
neverwouldiever: he just went home i know this for a fact (elvis isn't dead yo)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really see the problem, it's not as if you have tentacles.

As far as I know.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
chronosexual: (inquisitive)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Even if I did, would you still be friends with me?

Are you *judging me*, Doctor?
neverwouldiever: or your house will be infested with dalek lice and your family will get shingles. LOVE YA (forward this email to ten people)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! A lot of my friends have tentacles! Look at the Ood, they all have this kind of mouthy-tentacly-wiggly stuff and I get on just fine with them. If anything they judge me.

Also, you don't even have tentacles. But I don't judge! I don't judge you for having a tiny brain either, that's not technically your fault and you humans get on just fine like that.
chronosexual: (cheeky)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Heard things about the Ood... never thought of them in the bedroom though...Might be a bit too docile for that.

My brain's not tiny. Our heads are about the same size! If anything, mine's bigger.
neverwouldiever: no more than i can tuna fish (can you tune a piano?)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Don't think about that at all! Telepathic race and they don't even have sexual reproduction, just leave them alone. Also they're all connected, that would be just... Oh, why did I bring them up.

Next you're going to tell me that the TARDIS is just a police box.
chronosexual: (chuckle)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, might not be that fun.

Just because you're a Time Lord doesn't make you inherently better at *everything*, you know.
neverwouldiever: i just use my eyebrows (some people talk with their mouths)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, no. Of course not. Never got the hang of baking, for instant. I do like knitting.

What, is my brain-size intimidating you?
chronosexual: (grin)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Most people aren't good at it either. You'd be surprised at how often people utterly fail at it.

I guess if the size of *something* of yours is going to intimidate me, I guess it should be that.
neverwouldiever: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (facebook asking for your cell number)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Chemistry is much simpler. Also more fun! It's also more often that blowing things up is actually the goal, which does feed into my talents.

Oi!

I mean, yes. It's pretty grand.
chronosexual: (laugh)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I think I need a cold shower after that text.
neverwouldiever: not my fault you can't handle tentacle porn (told you not to look at browser history)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah?

You should see me do graphs.
chronosexual: (chuckle)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Chart me some stats, Doctor. I'm ready for it.
neverwouldiever: a tried and true essential in any set (black and white icons)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Back at the academy the worst insult was calling someone bad at maths. Feuds have been started over that.

Now I don't mean to brag, but I'm excellent at maths.
chronosexual: (inquisitive)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? That's all? And I thought Humans had problems.
neverwouldiever: yoyo? (what is it you kids say?)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

There was also calling someone a serial loomer.

I'll admit, there was a reason I turned renegade before I even graduated. As a race, we might have been the most powerful, but not so much the coolest.
chronosexual: (cheeky)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Serial... loomer? As in looming over someone or someone who weaves?

Yeah, I'm starting to doubt your peoples' dominance over the universe. You play all mysterious and sexy, but are you, really?
neverwouldiever: i didn't realize he meant the planet called bass (he told me to drop the bass)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Looming is... It's complicated. A way to reproduce.

Oh, I am. I'm the most mysterious. Sexiest. Well. Depending on your definition of the latter.
chronosexual: (chuckle)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Still unclear. I might need a diagram or a live demonstration.

Is it weird that I might find you to be both?
neverwouldiever: not my fault you can't handle tentacle porn (told you not to look at browser history)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
For one thing you'd be sorely disappointed, for another it's impossible.

I don't know. I'll take it over most ridiculous, although I also accept 'oddest'. You just have strange tastes, Jack.
chronosexual: (hello)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
If you didn't think you were at least a little sexy, you wouldn't bother doing your hair the way you do. It's very nice.
neverwouldiever: with the pumped up kicks (not like all the other kids)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I have been told this body is foxy. Well. The last human took over my body and told Rose that she knew she thought I was foxy, but I inferred it from that. Oh! Donna said I was pretty.
chronosexual: (smile)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
And you are! Donna's got good taste. You should listen to her. And also to me.
neverwouldiever: it's all RIGGED I TELL YOU (emmy nominations just went up)

[personal profile] neverwouldiever 2014-12-23 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Donna also said I'm too thin. Way too thin. Tall string of nothing, I think, was used more than once.

Now, she liked you a lot more.
chronosexual: (<||>)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2014-12-23 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't mean to brag, but I'm not exactly bad looking myself, you know. You say that like it's a surprise.

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