neverwouldiever | Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.

Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

Jack told me you're in and out of rehab. What rehab?

erm, lemme think

drink, drugs, sex and ...murder. I think that's them all. Honestly, I'm often very high during the meetings.

What does one do in murder rehab?!

Not murder mostly.

They make us do arts and crafts and talk about our anger issues.

Are you any good at arts and crafts? Because otherwise I could see that backfire.

I made a really lovely popsicle stick windmill.

Then proceeded to ram it down the instructors throat.

But before that he said it was a masterpiece so there's that.

Congratulations, I suppose. On the masterpiece.

I was pretty good, but my teachers always criticized me anyway. 'Don't draw lightning bolts on your space craft.' I swear it makes it go faster.

Thanks, I wanted to keep it but they couldn't remove some of it from the blokes throat in time.

Oh I know, teachers are the worst. I spent half my school time in detention. I once got detention for setting fire to a kid AFTER school. Surely that's not fair!

Oh yeah, mine weren't very fair either. I skipped quite a lot.

Once trapped a teacher in a time loop for a day.

I got kicked out of school when attacked my maths teacher with a chair.

But time loop? Gotta give you props, that clever.

Well, I was mucking about with space-time portals at the time. Not that difficult, really.

That must have been about equivalent to your primary school, I reckon.

Probably. We had a shit education system but we were still rebuilding after the war so hardly a shocker.

To be honest, we could have had the best and I wouldn't of attended.