Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

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[recidivates]

You put Jack in charge of me. You're like the commanding officer.

Can you play chess? Let's play chess. It's more fun than talking. I used to play chess at school.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm not a soldier anymore. You're all Jack's.

So did I. We played for days sometimes until someone got annoyed enough to knock the board over.

[recidivates]

Once a soldier, always a soldier.

I got banned from playing because I beat a kid so hard with the chessboard that his teeth came out. Only a handful but that was enough. I got expelled too. It was hilarious! I got to keep the teeth too.

[neverwouldiever]

No.

...what did you keep the teeth for?

[recidivates]

Sentimental value. Hated that little know-it-all specky bastard! It was like my own trophy.

Wasn't going to win one, was I? So I made my own.

[neverwouldiever]

Well, I can understand that. Not sure on why in the world you'd want bloody teeth. Literally bloody.

[recidivates]

There was a lot of blood, got all over my shirt. In my defence, I wanted to keep the chess set but they told me I couldn't. So I nicked the teeth.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

Good thing we can't play in person then. I like my teeth. Just got used to them.

[recidivates]

It wasn't a regular thing. He was a twat, he called me dumb. I didn't react well to criticism even at early age.

I wasn't too old actually when that happened. Like 9 or 10.

[neverwouldiever]

You're not too old now, either. Well. By most standards.

But he was an idiot if he called you dumb.

[recidivates]

Getting there. But I intend to die before I retire.

I don't need false compliments, mate. I'm not a child.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm sure you won't have any trouble. Jack would be dead by now if not for Rose.

I don't give false compliments. Backhanded, I do those.

[recidivates]

Rose? Which one is she?

I don't believe you. You seem like the type who's quick to compliments to get your own way.

[neverwouldiever]

Doesn't matter. She's gone.

Even if I was, there'd be no point in me complimenting you now, would there?

[recidivates]

Another one that's gone? Christ.

No idea, there has to be a reason. You don't know me at all, you can't make any assumptions about my intelligence.

[neverwouldiever]

It happens.

You're a time agent, Jack admires you to a degree and I've been talking to you for a while now.

[recidivates]

I do what I'm told to do.

Well, okay, I don't. I do what I want within the orders I'm given.

[neverwouldiever]

So why not take orders from Jack?

[recidivates]

Cause he's not paying me too mostly.

[neverwouldiever]

I don't think he has that much money. Independent government agency and all.

[recidivates]

Then that's his problem, not mine. I can find plenty of people out there in the stars who'll pay me their life's riches just to kill, threaten or steal.

[neverwouldiever]

And what do you do with the money?

Never saw the appeal myself.

[recidivates]

Drink, drugs, rock and roll. The usual suspects.

You wouldn't, you're a boring tosser.

[neverwouldiever]

I wouldn't say that. I just access money when I happen to need some.

Don't usually need that much though. I have the TARDIS, what more could anyone ask for?

[recidivates]

I always have access to money, I break into any ATM anywhere. I can get money if I need money, I just like to have things to do.

Plus some highs are pricey these days.