Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

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[neverwouldiever]

You could say that. Jack seems to have taken to it.

[recidivates]

There's little Jack doesn't make to, you know? Not much of a compliment.

[neverwouldiever]

How is he taking to you these days?

[recidivates]

He doesn't like me. Though I don't think he had much of an issue with my attractiveness.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm sure there's part of you he likes. Cares for, anyway, or he'd not have taken you. I know you'd rather he hadn't, but still. For him that's a sign.

[recidivates]

He likes a part of me that doesn't exist. He only liked me because he used to be different. Now he's changed, we've got nothing in common. He keeps me out of duty, not out of liking.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

There's worse.

I could unlock you another song!

[recidivates]

You know you two keep threatening me with prison but I like the sound of it.

Drop me off any time, beautiful.

And no songs. I'm done, thanks.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm not threatening with anything. Jack's in charge of you.

Well, unless you want to play chess over this I'm not sure how else to entertain you.

[recidivates]

You put Jack in charge of me. You're like the commanding officer.

Can you play chess? Let's play chess. It's more fun than talking. I used to play chess at school.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm not a soldier anymore. You're all Jack's.

So did I. We played for days sometimes until someone got annoyed enough to knock the board over.

[recidivates]

Once a soldier, always a soldier.

I got banned from playing because I beat a kid so hard with the chessboard that his teeth came out. Only a handful but that was enough. I got expelled too. It was hilarious! I got to keep the teeth too.

[neverwouldiever]

No.

...what did you keep the teeth for?

[recidivates]

Sentimental value. Hated that little know-it-all specky bastard! It was like my own trophy.

Wasn't going to win one, was I? So I made my own.

[neverwouldiever]

Well, I can understand that. Not sure on why in the world you'd want bloody teeth. Literally bloody.

[recidivates]

There was a lot of blood, got all over my shirt. In my defence, I wanted to keep the chess set but they told me I couldn't. So I nicked the teeth.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

Good thing we can't play in person then. I like my teeth. Just got used to them.

[recidivates]

It wasn't a regular thing. He was a twat, he called me dumb. I didn't react well to criticism even at early age.

I wasn't too old actually when that happened. Like 9 or 10.

[neverwouldiever]

You're not too old now, either. Well. By most standards.

But he was an idiot if he called you dumb.

[recidivates]

Getting there. But I intend to die before I retire.

I don't need false compliments, mate. I'm not a child.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm sure you won't have any trouble. Jack would be dead by now if not for Rose.

I don't give false compliments. Backhanded, I do those.

[recidivates]

Rose? Which one is she?

I don't believe you. You seem like the type who's quick to compliments to get your own way.

[neverwouldiever]

Doesn't matter. She's gone.

Even if I was, there'd be no point in me complimenting you now, would there?

[recidivates]

Another one that's gone? Christ.

No idea, there has to be a reason. You don't know me at all, you can't make any assumptions about my intelligence.

[neverwouldiever]

It happens.

You're a time agent, Jack admires you to a degree and I've been talking to you for a while now.