Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

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[neverwouldiever]

Is fuckable a word? ...

I just researched, by your time it actually did become a word. Oh, humanity.

Anyway, still seems obvious you'd taunt, don't you think?

[recidivates]

Told you. It was in the dictionary when I was at school. Right by fucktastic.

I'm not jealous of the tea boy, thanks. And no, I'm not being cocky. I'm really not. I pity any man who falls in love with Captain Jack Harkness.

[neverwouldiever]

I'll stick with fantastic, I believe.

I haven't said anything about you being jealous. I just reckoned you'd go for effective taunts. Are you jealous?

And funny. So do I.

[recidivates]

You were hinting. You think you're smarter than you are but you're not. Your double talk needs more work.

Like I said, not jealous. Honestly, right now, I just feel bored. Bored, horny and a little violent.

[neverwouldiever]

You're paranoid, I didn't talk double.

Anyway, good about not wanking then. Wouldn't want to hurt yourself during that. So. How did you taunt?

[recidivates]

Not a paranoid man, I just know what you're like. You strike me as the kind of man who prefers head games to combat.

A little pain feels good, you know? It'd help me a long actually. And I'm not saying.

[neverwouldiever]

Well, sure. Although that's partly because you can rarely solve problems with fencing. Or cricket.

A little, maybe. And why not? Ashamed?

[recidivates]

Well, yeah, turn up to fence someone in a proper fight and we'll ram your sword up your arse in seconds. Trust me, I know. I did something similar once.

No, just not saying. Got nothing to do with you, Doc.

[neverwouldiever]

Hence why I fence less and talk more. Sometimes both at once! Usually works. Well. Works sometimes, at least. My arse remains unrammed.

Again, here I'd have thought you'd like showing off.

[recidivates]

Really? That's a shame. Looking for someone to ram it? Cause I have several ideas already.

Not showing off for you. I don't need to impress you nor do I want to.

[neverwouldiever]

Sounds a little painful for my tastes.

What, no impressive ramming?

[recidivates]

You wouldn't agree to it so it's moot.

You want to fuck and I can make it as impressive as you want. But you'll never be up for it.

[neverwouldiever]

I have high standards.

So what's the problem? Ianto's are high too?

[recidivates]

Nah, I bet I could get him into bed. He's a prissy little sod but he likes it rough, I'm sure of it.

Why? Looking to ask to join in? Cause it sounds like he and Jack are on hiatus right now.

[neverwouldiever]

I don't believe he's overly fond of me.

Why is that? What did Jack do?

[recidivates]

I can see why, you're not overly likeable.

He's been very bad. He won't commit. It's not a shock, really. Who commits any more?

[neverwouldiever]

Aw, you'd just have to get to know me better.

I'm sure your presence has been very helpful to the situation. And you're in the twenty-first century, they're still very much attached to that. It's not a bad thing.

[recidivates]

Or undo the damage you did to my kit. Then I'd fucking love you. Seriously. I'd fuck you into a state of bliss. Several times over.

Oh yeah, I'm a treat. They both adore me. Personally, I don't see the issue. Monogamy doesn't work, look at the history of the universe. All anyone does is cheat, fucks around and falls in love a lot.

[neverwouldiever]

Well. That is awfully tempting.

That's a pretty human-centric view for a 51st century man. I'd say it depends on the species and moreover the individual. Not everyone is that interested in fucking, for instant.

[recidivates]

You're too much of a prude to take it.

Who said I was talking about humans? I've seen it in every race. Every single one. Humans I admired because hell, they try. They're just horny sods, it's rarely emotional just a desperate compulsion. I mean it's not always fucking, even the most asexual race cheats on their partner with someone else. It's not really a sexual thing, I think it's greed. We all want more than we have.

[neverwouldiever]

You're just not my type.

I think it's in the eye of the beholder, as so many things. At any rate, would you even see it as cheating? Mostly polysexual and polyromantic around your time, aren't they?

[recidivates]

Really? Cause hear I thought I reminded you of someone. Someone who I'm sure is your type.

I never said non-monogamous couples, did I? Of course they're less likely to cheat, they've got more to do. It's people who commit in pairs I don't get. I've never been in a relationship with just two, always seemed a little lacking. Goes against nature, like I said.

[neverwouldiever]

He really, really wasn't. Which probably was the problem.

The going against nature argument has been idiotic any time it ever got brought up. You're all part of nature, there is no going against it.

Well. With science there is.

[recidivates]

You didn't like him then? Ouch. What a bitch.

I guess it depends but there are some things you can argue are officially going against nature. Like suppressing your sexuality or trying to eat things that will blatantly kill you. That can be going against it.

[neverwouldiever]

In all fairness, he was pretty much doing all he could do to make me hate him. I didn't. Still don't.

I suppose so. But I can't see Jack suppressing anything. I don't think it would kill him to stick to one species, gender and person for a few years. If that's what he wants to do.