Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and other Sounds

[neverwouldiever]

The adventures of John Hart and Jack Harkness, sometimes guest-starring the Doctor.





Sexting Meme threads:

Doctor and John
Jack and John
Doctor and Jack

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[neverwouldiever]

No price you could afford. No price the world can afford.

[recidivates]

Ambitious. You must be hard to shop for at Christmas.

[neverwouldiever]

Not a big fan of Christmas anyway. Never goes well for me.

[recidivates]

Well, you're a barrel of laughs.

Come on, you've got to want something. What do you want that's so beyond the worlds grasp?

[neverwouldiever]

To change time. To keep people from dying that are meant to be dead. To keep disasters from happening that must have happened. To talk to my best friend who mustn't remember me. To cross over into another universe just for another look at someone. For starters.

[recidivates]

So basically you want life to be perfect, work fine and for everything to be as it should be? Too fucking bad.

Well, I know for certain now that I can get you that but at least I feel sated in knowing that you're probably suffering too.

[neverwouldiever]

Sure, but, well. At least I can go everywhere in time and space. ;)

[recidivates]

Yeah but without your best mate. Or that person in another dimension you want to look at. All alone in time and space, mustn't be fun for a man like you. Not really a taunt when you're that screwed.

[neverwouldiever]

It's better for me to travel alone. And there is still a lot to do. Somehow avoid marrying a queen, for instance.

[recidivates]

Kill her? I mean, just saying, you can't marry the dead. Well, you can, but it's fucked up and very few planets will let you escape without a sentence.

[neverwouldiever]

...great suggestion. I'll go with: No. But thanks for playing!

[recidivates]

Killjoy.

If you ever change your mind, I'm always for hire.

[neverwouldiever]

Trust me. One way or another, I have you beat in that department.

[recidivates]

I wouldn't be shocked if a lunatic like you was good at my kind of work but trust me, you can't do what I can do.You wouldn't even get through a day.

[neverwouldiever]

I have no interest doing what you do. Especially not what you do right now, mind. So what are you doing right now?

[recidivates]

Sitting in a cell again. Jack grounded me for being naughty.

Got bored and it was either text you or have a wank. I'm not that pathetic and horny yet so here I am.

[neverwouldiever]

Jack might like to have that on tape though.

What naughty thing did you do?

[recidivates]

Pretty much why I decided against it.

Threw some insults, some punches, some taunts about his boyfriend. Same old, same old.

[neverwouldiever]

Here I thought you might like showing off.

Boyfriend? Oh, right, Ianto. Well. You would, I suppose.

[recidivates]

Not when he's being a dick.

What do you mean I would? I haven't got any issues with Ianto Jones. What a guy, very fuckable.

[neverwouldiever]

Is fuckable a word? ...

I just researched, by your time it actually did become a word. Oh, humanity.

Anyway, still seems obvious you'd taunt, don't you think?

[recidivates]

Told you. It was in the dictionary when I was at school. Right by fucktastic.

I'm not jealous of the tea boy, thanks. And no, I'm not being cocky. I'm really not. I pity any man who falls in love with Captain Jack Harkness.

[neverwouldiever]

I'll stick with fantastic, I believe.

I haven't said anything about you being jealous. I just reckoned you'd go for effective taunts. Are you jealous?

And funny. So do I.

[recidivates]

You were hinting. You think you're smarter than you are but you're not. Your double talk needs more work.

Like I said, not jealous. Honestly, right now, I just feel bored. Bored, horny and a little violent.

[neverwouldiever]

You're paranoid, I didn't talk double.

Anyway, good about not wanking then. Wouldn't want to hurt yourself during that. So. How did you taunt?